Penelope's interview

Jim: Hello everyone! Welcome again to- 

Penelope: God, enough already! They're here to see ME! What's happening BITCHES! 

Jim: Hmm, yes...Penelope you've only been officially with BWW for a very short time yet you've already managed to create a pretty impressive fan base. What do you attribute this to? 

Penelope: Speak english Mr.70's Suit! 

Jim: ...Why do you think so many people like you? 

Penelope: DUH! Look at this bod! EVERYONE wants to mate with this bodaciousness! Nothing pleases your junk like a ride on a skunk! 

Jim: Uh huh...........Well how does it feel to be the second youngest wrestler in this tournament? Next to Sabrina you- 

Penelope: YUCK! Ugh, don't say that name, you wanna make me barf? How did that little twinkle-toes even get on the roster, shouldn't she still be in preschool? 

Jim: Well, Penelope I'm sure your fans are interested to hear your thoughts on your upcoming match with- 

Penelope: Listen up Piss Boy! When you get into that ring with me you better be wearing a diaper otherwise you won't have anything to pee with after I get through with you! And don't worry, I had them stash a bunch of kleenex under the ring so we'll all be ready when you start the waterworks! WAAAAAAAA! 

Jim: Well we'd-

Penelope: WAAAAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAAA! 

Jim: -better wrap this up, lots more stuff to do! Back to you Cherry.  

Penelope: You know you're pretty hot for an old geezer. What are you, like eighty? 

Jim: .......