Jim: Hi BWW fans, Jim and Cherry here. We want to thank all of you loyal watchers for your patience as we prepare for the upcoming tournament. Engineers are reinforcing the ring, our ad department is getting the word out and our wrestlers are practically living in the gym. We still have a few more corners to clean and seats to polish but in the meantime we'll be bringing you full backstage coverage!
Cherry: Now let's go over to Anita for an interview with Zelda. Anita, you there?
Anita: (sigh) ...Yes. Zelda the last time you and Robbie met in the ring it was in a handicap match with Miss Warner and the big man put both of you down for the count. Are you nervous facing him one on one?
Zelda: Only for him honey. Just cause' the guy got lucky and the ref turned a blind eye to all his illegal moves...
Anita: You and Warner tried to blind him with pixy dust...after failing to get him with a chair.
Zelda: I don't remember that.
Anita: Robbie has hardly left the weight room since the lineup was announced. Have you been giving your workout regime the same attention?
Zelda: Honey please, I want to give the guy SOME kind of chance.
Anita: Well, is there anything you'd like to say to your opponent?
Zelda: There certainly is...
Anita: Wait, what are you...OH MY...
Zelda: Wet your lips Robbie dear, Zelda's coming to get ya! (Cheek slap)
Anita: ...my goodness...uh, back to you Jim.